A Fishy Tale

One day, my cousin and I went on a cruise ship.  

We put our fishing rods in the water and both caught fish.  My cousin’s huge King Snapper bit my Snapper’s body off so I only had the snapper’s head left on the line, then my Snapper said, “Gidday Mate!”.  

I screamed and wet my pants.  The fish bit my finger so I threw it in the underlay (an underlay is a rag that goes on top of a big bucket).  

I took him home and hung him on my wall.